yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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