My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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