i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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