Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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