let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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