Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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