Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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