How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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