I need to stop coming to work sober
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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