why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
