Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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