your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
