OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize