I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He has the fingertips of a God
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
