her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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