hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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