I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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