Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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