Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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