maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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