I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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