Kiss
Puke
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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