Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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