If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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