Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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