I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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