In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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