why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my sisters under your porch take her home
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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