p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he was CRYING into my vagina
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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