i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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