What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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