what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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