and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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