You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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