so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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