Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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