well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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