My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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