first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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