Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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