just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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