Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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