Need sex. Gaining weight.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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