The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
There r osticjed everywhere
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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