god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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