I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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