WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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