I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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