everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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