"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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