I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
my liver is dry heaving
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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