I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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