when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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