oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It was confusing and full of hummus
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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