Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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