So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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