You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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